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Анекдот: В еврейскую школу приходит новый учитель
В еврейскую школу приходит новый учитель. Дети собираются вокруг него и наперебой рассказывают о своей школе, о классе.. Показывая на одного из учеников, они говорят:
- А это Моня-дурачёк. Вот посмотрите, если ему предложить на выбор монеты в пол-шекеля и в шекель, он выберет пол-шекеля, потому что она больше по размеру.
Дети подзывают Моню и демонстрируют учителю, что Моня действительно выбирает пол-шекеля.
После уроков учитель подходит к Моне и спрашивает:
- Моня, я не заметил, чтоб у тебя были проблемы с математикой. Ты понимаешь, что шекель больше чем пол-шекеля?
- Конечно понимаю.
- Так почему же ты выбираешь пол-шекеля?
- Учитель, если я буду выбирать шекель, они перестанут давать мне деньги.
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- 20 Июнь, 2009, оставил Писатель Анекдотов
Июль 16th, 2009 в 19:08
Еду я как-то на такси по Москве, за рулем кавказец. Голосует негр!
Таксист спрашивает меня:
- Подбросим копчёного?
Ну, я плечами пожимаю, дескать, не возражаю. Таксист к тротуару подруливает, останавливается.
Негр всовывает голову в окно и так вкрадчиво спрашивает:
- ЗЕМЛЯК! До метро добросишь?
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