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- 11 Март, 2009, оставил Писатель Анекдотов
Октябрь 4th, 2009 в 20:23
Решил Ющенко посмотреть, как простой народ живет, загримировался, переоделся, пошел на рынок. Подходит к продавцу мяса:
-Сколько кило мяса стоит?
-40 грн
-А чего так дорого?
-Потому что у нас президент мудак!
Ющенко ушел, на следующий день приходит в костюме, с охраной, к тому же продавцу:
-Здравствуйте
-Здравствуйте, Виктор Андреевич
-А почем у Вас кило мяса?
-40 грн
-А чего так дорого?
-Я ж тебе, мудаку, еще вчера сказал!
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